pointlessness is fun
@ 2:02 pm on 07 July 2004
Listening: Static-X - So
Lookie, lookie... Im actually trying to get back into the swing of things on 'ol DLand, like, umm doing the whole updating bit... so here we go....hold on tight. Weeeeeee!
(Sidenote: That so reminded me of being on a rollercoaster which is alot of fun! And a random thought- this song in ways reminds me of Alice In Chains, damn I miss Layne Staley. Grr!)
I got to talk to Dutchies lastnight and that totally made my night cause I had been doing domesticated type things, like dreaded laundry. Gah.
So, after Dutchies got his laughs in about me doing 'housewife'-ish stuff and me threatening to beat him to death with a meat cleaver for saying such awfulness, we talked about his new car that he gets to pick up Friday. I know its a Toyota but other that I have no clue because, well I dont happen to read or speak his language and was feeling weird by asking him to interpret for me. Yep. Im weird like that sometimes....
In case your all dying to know laundry took me acouple hours with the whole washer being done and dryer still drying previous load and twiddling my thumbs gulping down tea waiting on it to hurry the fuck up cause I was so tired by than. Whoa! That was quite the run-on sentence, ahh well. So, anyway my point is I finished the laundry and now everyone has mountain fresh goodness to wear. I figure Im in KY might as well keep the whole mountain theme thing going. :P
I had went to crapass Walmart (my ULTIMATE place I LOVE to HATE) and did some grocery shopping. Acouple things there highly amused me:
-This older lady with Im going to assume her 2 grandsons. The one boy all excited about fishsticks because "theyre so yummy!" She agrees and he grabs the first box of fishsticks he sees which happened to be the great value walmart brand and she got this horrified look on her face (seriously...) and told him, "HUNNY! Not the no-name brand fishsticks, there is an art to these, you need to get Mrs. Pauls because theyre tastier." He stares at her with this blank look and than proceeds to find Mrs. Pauls when he does come out from behind the frosted over freezer door she praises him, "good boy" in her lil southerm drawl.
-The lady behind me in the checkout line, shes all eyeing the content of my cart before saying to me, "thats your mt. dew" as she points to it inside my cart and Im all like, "uh, yeah". And she says, "oh ok". Really come on folks why must life be so difficult for the simple-minded? I mean if its in my cart and Im in line there waiting to buy it, DUH OF COURSE ITS MINE! Walk your lazy ass back to the pop aisle and get your own 12pk. Sheesh.
Yup, Im easily amused/annoyed. People were freaking out by the lil droplets of rain falling from the sky but not Sum and I, we were enjoying it. Luckily, the downpour happened after we had got the bags of groceries in the trunk. Thank you, Mama Nature for your cooperation.
Oh, I bought some Nair, never used it before and I can so see why. Shit is toxic. Like burn off flesh toxic. Im undecided if Id rather yank hairs out of me via wax or slather toxic goo on me and rid myself of the hair that way. Nair definetly is less time consuming than waxing. The Nair only took me 10 mins cause the toxic goo must seep into your skin and kill the hair follicles or something. I really have no clue how it works but that about felt what it did. It also felt like there were particles of cut up glass in the creme because it was sharp as I rubbed it on. It burned like hell, I itched and it smelled so bad I got a bad stomach ache.
I guess if yall can stand the smell its the way to go cause its only like 3$ a bottle and it comes in various flavors (like your legs, underarms, etc will be picky as to what flavor you buy.) Could you imagine that?
You: I think I'll get the aloe.
Legs: No! I want the rockin raspberry flavor and it comes in a hotpink bottle, o0o0o pretty!
But really, you just wipe of the hairs and smooth skin is yours.... lovely.
Anyway, I should prolly venture off into the bedroom and get myself dressed. Im feeling like Im hungry and am somewhat tempted to grab some fastfood but at the same time my tummy is hurtin me something awful so it would prolly be the smart thing to not eat fastfood, than again... who says Im feeling smart right now? Just look at this entry and my point shall be proven, heh.
Have a good one kiddies! xo
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