you wanna be a badass? go ahead. try.
@ 10:18 pm on 10 November 2004
Listening: Shawnna- Weight A Minute
Blah. Miss Speed Demon Sarah got a ticket yesterday on the way to class. Got clocked doin' 83 in a 65. Major suckage. The cop let me slide abit with me doing a 75 in a 65. In ways Im grateful cause the ticket is based on how much over you were doing and this equals me 155$. Sock it to me, KY! Damn small towns!
Of course, you would think I'd learned my lesson and obeyed the speed limit after getting nailed but instead I decided FUCK YOU! and went roaring off at around 90. Yeeehaw!
And on the way home from class today Im cruising in the fast lane when from out of nowhere this red Trans Am appears so I move over to the center lane...before too long Im behind Mr. Trans Am in the fast lane going much quicker than he is but that SOB refuses to extend the same courtesy to me as I did him... so I decided I needed to do something about it. *insert evilness here* Thank you.
I got right on his ass and rode him for several miles (sounds pervy, heh) and still he wouldnt give up the lane, he eventually slowed up, like s-l-o-w until almost stopping and my cars front end and his back end were prolly like mili-inches apart, lol
Than he slammed on his breaks like I wasnt gonna be able to react quick enough.**
He threw his hands up in the air in his car, like saying, "Now what, bitch?" So I gave his lil redneck ass the finger and said out loud, "I got you, bitch!"
Than he slammed down his gas and leapt forward abit (I anticipated this) and was right on his ass, still. Gah, I bet that pissed him off. LOL
Than he got in the center lane. I couldve just passed him up at that point but I ask you, where would the fun in that be? Exactly. So, I got behind him and rode him, he switched back to the fast lane as did I. He finally got waaaaaaaaay over and you know I felt like I should be over there too. Funny, we wanted to do the exact same thing. :P
After I felt satisfied with that I decided me pretending to call the cops would be funny shit cause he was watching me... so I put the phone to my ear. Fucker slowed up real quick and I passed, no big deal. He got off on the exit ramp. So, kiddies we learned today that guys in Trans Ams who 'try' to be a badass just get humiliated and feeling damn stupid. :)
**Lil did this fucker know I used to do this shit ALL THE TIME back in the day with my 80 Camaro. The car had a rebuilt 350 with glass packs and headers, rumbled and it had the effect of alot of pathetic fuckers thinking they could smoke me cause I was a gurl. I dunno about anyone else but dont underestimate the power of this bitch... cause I'll race you hard like I was one of the boys and I'll bring you to your knees crying like the sissy punkass bitch we all know you are....
At school, the financial aid advisor pulled me off to the side to talk to me, than had me come to her office with her. She had good news for me. :)
I was awarded a 1,000$ scholarship sponsered by two Funeral homes in KY. Awesome! I have no idea all the details but I feel very blessed and fortunate. The monies will be used for 3rd qtr. It'll cover books and than I get to keep alittle for myself. Nice. Yay me!
Im not happy with my grades though. 2 B's (Sociology, Biology) and a C in English. Not sure on Psychology. I need to bring all these up and dammit I will!
I decided I wasnt gonna clean up after the boy since it seems hes come to expect me to do the cleaning around here. I let it go for 2 days (You have no idea how difficult that was!) and I came home tonight to see he cleaned up. The kitchen counters- sparkling, a new trash bag and the old yucky trash outside, he got the mail, put the clean dishes up, loaded the dishwasher with dirty items, cleaned his toliet downstairs.... it was nice to see some things done. Just made me feel more appreciative that hes continually making attempts at bettering things between us. :)
The other day, Anth enrolled in College. Im happy for him. He takes his ACT test on 2 DEC.
Alrighty, kids... Im outta here. Love ya!
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