sarah to the rescue...
@ 3:03 am on 28 October 03
And for my own amusement and yours.... a snippage of chat from none other than me and the great robifiers! Aww yeah!
Latest entry before this one :)
the_hipster_2000: so ya can kiss anthony right smack on da lips in person LOL
the_hipster_2000: you LOOOOOOOOOOVE him...I like teasing ya
blakkrayn: yup yup that i do
the_hipster_2000: is it true you told him he has purdy lips hahahaha
blakkrayn: lol .... how about like in that movie... you sure do got a purty mouth heh
the_hipster_2000: that movie was the shizznick
blakkrayn: yuppers it was
the_hipster_2000: this is fucked up but i like full metal jacket ever see that shit
blakkrayn: yeah i seen that one... its one of my faves
the_hipster_2000: mine too
blakkrayn: [bathroom scene] .... *B A N G* lol
the_hipster_2000: lol yeah did you ever see howard the duck
blakkrayn: mmm hmm
the_hipster_2000: she was the 80s big hair rocker chick she was younger back then but like fucking smoking hot
the_hipster_2000: I got chubed watching her in howard the duck in one scene the duck banged her
blakkrayn: promoting beastiality, who wouldve known :P
blakkrayn: lol
blakkrayn: that reminds me dutchies was telling me how they now have this deal where you can marry your pets
the_hipster_2000: hey star wars promoted insest george Lucas had all of them written so he knew lck was her brother even though we didn't for years later
the_hipster_2000: oh man that's fucked...
blakkrayn: lol... no shit eh?
blakkrayn: yeah ya think that license gives these animal~people marriages the -k- to fuck their animal lover?
the_hipster_2000: i say why married your dog when you can bang it for free lol
blakkrayn: lol
blakkrayn: umm maybe cause a marriage license legalizes it and if not it would be illegal? hehe
the_hipster_2000: i'd marry my dog Trixie if I knocked her up hey dudes gotta do the right thing
blakkrayn: lmao... robifiers what did i tell ya bout those encounters w/trixie??
the_hipster_2000: that sassy would get jealious...thats my other dog lol
blakkrayn: lol... well they could share
the_hipster_2000: hey banging your dog isn't all bad when your finished they don't want to talk to you after lol
blakkrayn: lol tru
blakkrayn: maybe a bark or so
blakkrayn: lil wag of the tail w/that seducing look to make ya cum back for more, eh? lol
the_hipster_2000: then you just whack them in a snout with a newspaper..I tried that wth michele but it didn't work
the_hipster_2000: uh huh woof woof yeah baby
blakkrayn: lol.. michele didnt like that?? damn
blakkrayn: whats wrong w/her??
the_hipster_2000: i know she dosen't like the real rough stuff
blakkrayn: cant win em all
the_hipster_2000: first i'd fuck you then i'd beat the day lights out of you
the_hipster_2000: might do bith at the same time lol
blakkrayn: lol
blakkrayn: and who said you werent able to multi-task :P
the_hipster_2000: lol
the_hipster_2000: Rog needs a chick who can handle a can of whoop ass LOL
the_hipster_2000: Southern chicks are uptight about whoop ass
the_hipster_2000: Jersey chicks like to be beat down
the_hipster_2000: leave it to me to pick the one jersey chick who doesn't let me beat her down go figure
blakkrayn: lol.. shit luck
the_hipster_2000: all the rest uv them do though them or NYC chicks
blakkrayn: he said "i dont want no fuckin yankee"
the_hipster_2000: once you beat them down and have them totally whipped they'll be anything you want them to ya just gotta break there spirt kinda like a horse
blakkrayn: lol.. ummmm
blakkrayn: -k- :P
the_hipster_2000: ya i am one sik fucker i know
the_hipster_2000: florida chicks are easy but ya can't whip them
the_hipster_2000: they are like hooters chicks
the_hipster_2000: ya just want to kick a hooter's chicks ass it's like you can't control it
blakkrayn: reflexes are a mother fucker lol
the_hipster_2000: punch them right in the implants LOL
blakkrayn: i think the oldest he dated was like 50
the_hipster_2000: experienced
blakkrayn: ya think
blakkrayn: he said she wasnt thatgood in bed
the_hipster_2000: lets see rog is how old
blakkrayn: @ the time he was seeing her? 21
blakkrayn: but hes 25 now
the_hipster_2000: dude stick to like late 30s early 40s horny enough to want it and still able to move around
the_hipster_2000: 47 isn't too bad ya know your going too old when your fucking her and she cries out oh fuck oh fuck I think I broke my hip
the_hipster_2000: ya know she's told old if you have to help her out of her hover round and into bed LOL
blakkrayn: lol....
blakkrayn: that would suck
the_hipster_2000: you know she's too old if she wears adult diapers on purpose LOL
blakkrayn: lol depends
blakkrayn: no pun intended :P
the_hipster_2000: hahaha
the_hipster_2000: you are so bad
blakkrayn: lazy spinchter muscles tooo
the_hipster_2000: and old chicks make those cunt farts when you fuck em
the_hipster_2000: i hate that
the_hipster_2000: i don't want to eat a pussy that when i breathe into it it breathes back
blakkrayn: ewww lol
the_hipster_2000: old chicks get that cunt fart it feels like there pussy is giving you cpr
blakkrayn: that could be kinda cool tho
the_hipster_2000: only if your the woman sarahfiers ;)
blakkrayn: hmmm
blakkrayn: maybe when im old an shit kickin it in my depends
the_hipster_2000: i can picture anthony like really old he clutches his heart says I'm having a heat attack so you sit on his face as an old woman and let one uv them cunt farts rip
blakkrayn: and i save the day eh?
blakkrayn: lol
the_hipster_2000: old women have them big cunts too so you can cover both the mouth and nose
the_hipster_2000: sarah to the rescue sarah and her amazing life saving pussy
blakkrayn: lmao
the_hipster_2000 (11:37:31 PM): ya know even young dudes can have a heart attack I did....picture rog..with your matue gf saved your life that's the good news the bad news is you have clap of the mouth
the_hipster_2000: okay let me just get this straight for my head lets review Rog likes old chicks right?
blakkrayn: yep
the_hipster_2000: yet he likes michele hmmmmmmm
blakkrayn: uh huh
the_hipster_2000: hey is he callin my wife an old chick
the_hipster_2000: well rog are ya huh huh
blakkrayn: he said YUP lol
blakkrayn: how old is she anyways?
the_hipster_2000: 37
the_hipster_2000: 38 in dec
blakkrayn: yup he said she rates as an old chic he'd bang
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