*whines*... my poor tummy!
@ 3:26 am on 10 February 04
Listening: No Secrets - Once Upon A Dream
HA! I was looking at my stats and noticed I got several hits from Lycos Search Engine, keyword: naughty.
Oooh baby! Heh, I wonder what these people think when they hit my site...
Instead of seeing tits and ass posed seductively across the page with free samples they see... This. Its gotta be a disappointment. Hehehe. I love it.
I went to Walmart today. Why? Because Im a retard. I hate that damn place but I just wanted acouple lil misc. things so I figured mmmkay I will go there. Wish I had gone elsewhere.
I got my goodies and headed for the checkouts. Of course out of 1 million checkout lanes available a grand total of 6 were open and lines up the ass. I noticed the self-checkout was empty so I was like SCORE! We'll try this.
My friend and I scanned our goodies and tossed our last item in the bag, go to remove the bag and put it in our cart and the machine decides that it doesnt want to accept the item. So, of course its talking outloud at us to remove the item and re-scan. I was like fuck that Im not gonna scan it again and get stuck paying for an extra something I didnt even have... so silly me sits the item in the cart.
Out of nowhere this old bag of fleas (aka stupid walmart lady in charge of the self-checkout machines) starts harassing me about not paying and Im all like HELLO! LOOK AT THE FUCKING SCREEN... DO YOU SEE THE ITEM SCANNED?
So, than she grabs my bag and starts looking at the screen and making sure its all legitimate. Fuckwad. I grab my shit and go. I swear those self-checkouts are the devils doings.
So... I bet you thought I was done at Walmart after that escapade but nope I hadnt learned my lesson yet. I had to go back there and get something I had forgot and I thought, "Lets give this self-checkout another shot".
Go to an entirely different machine and all goes smoothly until I want my change back that I was owed. I was a dollar short. Once again that same damn old bag of fleas approaches me and I told her the machine owes me a buck and shes like did you collect your change? Uhhhh. Didnt I just say it still has my damn dead prez?
Were civil to one another this time but we were staring each other down like some shit you'd see in a western....
She sends me off to customer service to claim my $$$. And I leave. I swear Im never going back to Walmart and Im especially not gonna use the beasts machines. Fuck it.
Lates I decided Id buy a pizza but I knew I needed gas and was almost out but Super Me assumed Id have enough to get me back home. WRONG! My car lost all will to go on... so I had to toss on the 4-ways and make way to a gas station. *le sigh* What a crappy day.
So, now Ive got a bad tummy ache from said pizza. I really need to lay off the fastfood. Ive been eating it quite abit lates and thats not a good thing cause it tears my stomach up. I dont really feel too good in general. Kind of achy with a headache and sore throat. :( Im trying to avoid getting sick this gurlie doesnt have any insurance.
Oh, I watched the Grammys. I didnt care for it much. The highlight for me was the Foo Fighters, Beyonce and Outkast performances. Awesome stuff. I liked how 50 made himself known when Evanescence won. Im glad No Doubt snagged up an award. I dig them.
It was cool to see Ozzman & Sharon up their too. :)
Snooze time. ZzzZZzzZzz. xo
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