mmmm.. free love I spent a big part of tonight on ebay happily searching for randomness. I like randomness more than anything else. I love the fact that I can type in anything my twisted mind can conjure up, throw it in the search, tap the ENTER key and have something pop up and amaze me. It never gets old. Mortuary, Morticians, Funerals, Caskets, Coffins. Ahh, it was beautiful to see all the things that came up from hearses to empty embalming fluid bottles to makeup kits to coffins. And the abso-fucking-lutely coolest thing on all of ebay in my search was the actual embalming machine. How fucking sweet is that?!?!? *Droolz* I have no idea what the hell Id do with it but I would seriously LOVE to have that machine. Heh, what a wonderful conversation piece it could be. :)
I also found a cool coffin. I would buy it but I dont really think I'll be needing it anytime soon. I could be wrong but hey, I'll take my chances. Im dangerous like that :P Hope that wasnt depressing for some of you ~ but I like death. I dont fear it. I embrace it. And now Im really, really, really, REALLY horny!!!
I could get myself off right here, right now. Spread my legs open abit, feel the wonderful throbbing beneath my fingertips, my hardened clit begging to be caressed....the wetness I feel inside me, on my fingers. Mmmm... I can only imagine what you would do to me in our heightened state of arousal and erotica. Im a bad, dirty girl who needs to be spanked, blindfolded, handcuffed and humilated by you. I need to be paddled and whipped.
I really do need to be fucked. I need that and awhole lot more. If your as freaky as I am (and dont mistake this tame stuff up above as "freaky" but truely are in essence everything the word describes), I love you.
And yes, Im still fucking hornier than ever.... someone, anyone...please? I'll beg. lol |