stab the bitches Sooooo My 1st night of bartending school sucked. Well, ok, not totally sucked but first off there were only 8 of us and than within the 1st 15-20 minutes of class, a guy I was by started feeling like crap and wanted to sit down-- by the time the instructor let him get out from behind the bar and actually sit he could barely stand and was wobbly, swaying and sweating.... his eyes were even glazed over and he barely made sense. 911 is called, fire and rescue are there within minutes. Im impressed. The EMTs were too busy flirting with this ugly ass chic because (insert her syrupy sweet sickening voice here) "I should be a nurse, Im so smart, Ooh and yeah boy, your cute" I knew I had a reason when I saw her and her friend(who looks only like shes 12 yo) walk in that I instantly would prefer stabbing them or running them over -vs- trying to get along with them..... The instructor (way old dude) enjoys the attention those two give him and in return he makes sure they get as much attention back, meanwhile 6 of us are moreless ignored unless he's telling us the basics... One thing that pissed me off right from the start was he made some stupid comment about "girls are easily offended by bad words and gross things", as he looks over to me and says "dont worry sweetheart, (insert guys name who is standing next to me here) will protect you from my bad words. What the fuck was that??? I am by no means a girlie girl and am not easily offended by things said unless its directly about me (than watch out). Ahhhh, this is going to be a hellish two weeks. :( Anyways, we made lots of drinks. Too bad it wasnt w/real alcohol because honestly I couldve used afew drinks. :) |